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[priorly]

[Greetings, Prophet. The Great Work Begins.]
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[priorly]

Apparently it was wall to wall murder before we got here. I guess they got it out of their system.

Though I do have some news.

[vorrutyer]

Oh do go on.

[priorly]

I'm afraid you'll be horribly disappointed in me. That's why I've kept it from you so far.

[vorrutyer]

Prior, I will love you even if you're straight.

[priorly]

My god, was it playing the sports channel 24 hours or the slavish devotion to flannel that gave it away?

[vorrutyer]

It was how you simply couldn't stop going on about your love of bosoms. Heavy, cylindrical bosoms.

[priorly]

The best thing about this whole gay charade is that female women are so comfortable exposing their heavy breasts to me. And their arousing lack of a penis. I think that's what I heterosexually like most of all.

[vorrutyer]

Dear heavens, Prior, no wonder those female women are always lowering their undergarments to the floor when you come by with your heterosexual swagger.

So, fellow manly man who is completely untempted by manly men, what did you have to say?

[priorly]

We'd better stop this anyway, before I get trauma flashbacks. I do have a delicate constitution. One moment, I need to repeat my daily affirmations to a life of cock.

And back. I said you'd be dissapointed: I have obtained gainful employ.

[vorrutyer]

Oh ho. And who has made an honest man of you?

[priorly]

If I tell you I met a woman in the red light district, after previous conversation I fear you'll get the wrong idea.

[vorrutyer]

My god. Prior Vorwalter, are you turning to prostitution?

[priorly]

Well she did ask. Funnily enough, I think she was being polite.

But no. Actually, the prostitutes are turning to me. There's a little crimson establishment in the center of the district - my doctor works there, actually, he made the introductions. And they had need of an event planner. I have no idea quite what kind of events, but I'm expecting it to be educational.

[vorrutyer]

Which institution, dear fellow?

[priorly]

Shades Darker. It sounds like a dungeon but I'm told that's only certain days of the month.

[vorrutyer]

You know, dear Prior, that makes us coworkers.

[priorly]

If you're trying to tell me you've visited, there is a subtle difference in implication between exertion and work.

[vorrutyer]

Not at all! Heavens, Prior, I don't have the funds to pay for sex. I am paid for it.

[priorly]

You're renting?

I wish this thing could translate tone of voice, there aren't nearly enough exclamation marks for how high mine just got. You?

[vorrutyer]

What - is that so shocking? I think I'm handsome enough.

[priorly]

Darling you're handsome as the day is long but you could stroll Times Square all that long day without anyone taking you for a hustler even once.

[vorrutyer]

Hence working in a localized location rather than strolling the streets. They come to me. And I provide a certain experience that can't be found otherwise.

[priorly]

Go on, then, tell me the pitch.

[vorrutyer]

The cynical but wounded noble. Quick-witted and wry. Charming but a little distant. Willing to sell a kiss - impoverished, you know - but with pain in his past. Courtly. Well-mannered. As the relationship continues, there is more and more honesty - flashes of genuine feeling, moments of vulnerability. A growth not just of sexual compatibility, but of something like real love.

[priorly]

Jesus Christ, that's not niche, that's a boyfriend experience.