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[priorly]

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[priorly]

Too bad, I only like pralines and rose and violet creams.

[vorrutyer]

Well they used to be rose. But now garbage. Alas.

[priorly]

Rose, or rose and violet?

[vorrutyer]

Just rose. Though I also had roses.

[priorly]

Ah, roses. How unromantic.

Lingerie?

[vorrutyer]

Would you like some? I can see to it.

[priorly]

I'm just seeing how far I can push the shopping trip you're going to have to make on the way home.

[vorrutyer]

You got a job, dearest Prior! That's worth opulent celebration. You can ask me for anything.

[priorly]

Isn't it funny how people will buy you things to celebrate your being able to buy things in future.

When did you get yours?

[vorrutyer]

My job? Oh, about six weeks ago.

[priorly]

We didn't drink to that.

[vorrutyer]

Are you insisting we do so? You don't need an excuse to buy me a drink.

[priorly]

I was wondering why we didn't. But no, no, don't let me waylay your generosity. Wine for the garbage too? Or, no, champagne?

[vorrutyer]

If you throw away champagne, that will be the end of our friendship altogether.

[priorly]

And yet I'll be swimming in the stuff shortly. It's always the way, when a party's gone well. Bottles and bottles to rehome.

[vorrutyer]

Not a party I attend.

[priorly]

Don't warn me before I've invited you.

[vorrutyer]

You're required to invite me. Work party. I'm an employee.

[priorly]

A work party I'm planning.

'Come, visit the bondage and bubbly balcony for champagne and then, if you choose, commiserate with Byerly where he's chained in the sadism and sobriety suite.'

[vorrutyer]

Don't you dare. Sadism I'll accept gladly, but sobriety? Whip me with barbed wire so long as I get a brandy after.

[priorly]

I hope these roses are pretty.

[vorrutyer]

Blackmail. How base.

[priorly]

I'll have grander demands next time, really make you proud.

[vorrutyer]

Please do! I refuse to associate with petty criminals but delight in the truly evil ones. Get more wicked, my darling.

[priorly]

Oh I'm absolutely petty, and you're far too late to deny association. What can I say, it comes from periods of having long sleeves and low funds.

But bring me back something and I suppose we could spare it from the trash. I'm nothing if not benevolent that way. You won't be back until late, I take it?