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[priorly]

[Greetings, Prophet. The Great Work Begins.]
(leave a message after the tone)

Comments

un: swan (misfire)

[sheriffing]

No. I'm not a fairytale character, it's just my parents. And, you know, everyone else where they're from.

[priorly]

Which is... Wonderland?

[sheriffing]

... Wow, sorry. Hi.

That's not the kind of thing I usually text to someone I don't know.

[priorly]

That you're the result of a happy ending? Most of us are, in one form or another.

[sheriffing]

That's one way of putting it.

[priorly]

But yours isn't a euphemism?

[sheriffing]

I'm going to say no just so that I don't have to think about it being both.

[priorly]

So, well known fairytales, or just people with invitations to the ball?

[sheriffing]

Again, both. I'd say the Enchanted Forest covers just about everything.

[priorly]

The Enchanted Forest. Well that one's Snow White. [You're speaking to someone who knows his fairytales details as well as the love lives in his spanish telenovellas.]

[sheriffing]

What about her?

[ be careful, Prior, you're talking about her mother.]

[priorly]

Thats the story it's from?

[As if he'd slander the original princess.]

[sheriffing]

I guess that's technically her kingdom, yeah. Kind of hard to tell after the curse.

[priorly]

You mean the whole 'incident' with the apple and the witch?

[sheriffing]

No, there was one that came after that and had a hell of a lot more reach.