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[priorly]

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[priorly]

[Well.]

You're folding your arms, everybody knows that's cheating.

You know, they say the only real way to tell is the view from the back.

[milesedgelord]

[Wait, what? Who was this? Still, this person was calling him out and that will not do at all.

First off, how is folding one's arms cheating?

And secondly, How on earth would I take a photo of my own back?

[priorly]

It pumps things up. Even I can get a cleavage with the right elbow clench.

And I'm not entirely sure why you took the photo of the front, though it isn't unappreciated.

[milesedgelord]

I see. Point noted.

Is there some sort of protocol in taking photos of yourself that I'm missing?

[priorly]

Yes. You should always cover all angles.

I find mirrors very helpful.

[milesedgelord]

Ah I see.



Is this better?

[This was a professional challenge now.]

[priorly]

It doesn't match the front.

[Prior Walter, the Simon Cowell of nudes.]

[milesedgelord]

Excuse me?!

What do you mean that it doesn't match the front!?

[priorly]

I mean it's clearly not part of the same set.

[milesedgelord]

I don't know if I want to send my bare ass over network.

[priorly]

And you don't have to. All I'm saying is I can't be expected to judge.