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[priorly]

[Greetings, Prophet. The Great Work Begins.]
(leave a message after the tone)

Comments

[badgerlock]

Yes.

[priorly]

Have you thought about taking out an ad?

Tall, handsome and medieval seeks similarly retro roommate for long late night conversations. Let's share our dreams (potentially literally). Must love dogs.

[badgerlock]

You do know what I'm going to say, right?

[priorly]

Yes, Prior, what a wonderful plan. Call the personals column at once.

Then explain to me what an ad is.

[badgerlock]

You do this on purpose.

[priorly]

And you keep coming back.

[badgerlock]

In my experience prophets never make sense anyway, and delight in confusing me. So this is no great surprise.

[priorly]

It's why you like me. Because I remind you of your friend.

[badgerlock]

It's the reason I kept speaking to you. It's not the reason I like you.

[priorly]

One would thing the first followed on from the second.

[badgerlock]

Yes, and still.

[priorly]

So why -do- you like me.

[badgerlock]

That you never seem to want compliments.

[priorly]

I can't deny, I'm but a humble soul.

But you do like me. I like you.

[badgerlock]

And I can't even blame a fondness for someone else.

[priorly]

You could try. Perhaps you remind me of my mother.

[badgerlock]

Then you had a very peculiar upbringing.

[priorly]

Well of course I did, look how i turned out.

[badgerlock]

Caring and considerate?

[priorly]

I thought I tormented you.

[badgerlock]

Cruel and capricious?

[priorly]

As long as I'm pretty, why not.

[badgerlock]

Sympathetic and nervous. Scared, and lonely.

[priorly]

[Well. A hard deflection on that.]

You still haven't said pretty.

If you're hoping to move in, a little vacuous flattery will get you far.

[badgerlock]

I don't like Byerly. You're safe from my insisting on living with you.